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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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That is exactly a Lloyd Evans move

A common misconception about Lloyd Evans is that he is highly intelligent. Never mistake someone being articulate for true intelligence. He's certainly a knowledge base about WT doctrine and history. If there were a quiz show about WT, he'd be a returning champion. It's when he attempts to extrapolate his WT/anti-WT based thinking onto real life events you can see how two-dimensional he really is.

Take the last tweet about the swastika appearing on an Indiana Jones movie. He could have easily explained the Third Reich and the second World War (which was in the scope of this movie) to his child, but he just had to take it a step further. Like many shallow people, he overly indulges himself to prove to the world there's another edge to this that not many besides himself can see.

A few years ago, he made a huge deal about celebrating his daughter's first Christmas. He was careful to say that in no way was he celebrating the birth of Christ as an atheist, or that he even believed in the existence of Christ as a real person in history to begin with. Yes, we get it. A lot of atheists and non-Christians celebrate Christmas. But he left Santa Claus ambiguous. He told his daughter there were "rumours" of a Santa character who put the presents under the tree. If you're going to tell your kids about Santa, do it all the way or none of the way. But he had to pontificate about never giving his children false information, despite presenting them with information which led them to believe in Santa Claus to begin with!

Lloyd is "intelligent" in the same way the Dustin Hoffman character in Rainman was. Rainman counted 246 toothpicks that spilt onto the floor in seconds, counted cards from a four-deck shuffle in Vegas like a genius, yet believed that the only place he could purchase underpants was at a particular K-Mart in Cincinnati and took meticulous notes from every episode of People's Court as if the fate of the world depended on it.

Rainman also thought a Vegas call-girl was really romantically interested in him, just like Lloyd believed in Thailand right before he paid them for sex.

I'd better stop before I start referencing a certain line of dialogue from Tropic Thunder about never going full . . .

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Has the lawsuit against 'The Magnificent Seven' now fizzled out? Lloyd doesn't seem to want to spout off about it??

It’s on life support and the doctors have been warning Lloyd for months now that it might be best to pull the plug and move on.

If you foolishly blew €5000 (or whatever it was he spent on lawyers) at the roulette table after bragging to everyone you were such an expert and a win was practically guaranteed, would you be keen to provide updates?

His next “update” will probably be a political statement on how governments need to create an international cyber-bullying task force which would enable people to prosecute people in other countries for hurting their feelings and unspecified “lies”.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Lloyd need not worry about his daughters wondering what a swastika means or watching the scary Ark scene from Raiders.

Googling their father’s name provides much more disturbing results. This thread and the Wikitubia entry show up on the first page of search results. I’ll take a bow for the latter; I wrote the fucking thing. Evans girls and Dijana: You’re welcome. First one to kick Daddy/Hubby in the balls gets some sweets posted directly from me.

I just googled my father’s name. I finally got to his obituary on the third google search page. Nothing else. Now do “Lloyd Evans”.

Lloyd’s lawsuit and never ending shitty behaviour might do wonders for his ego but it does jack shit for his children. His counter-strike just didn’t work. SORRY!

My suggestion is for James Lloyd Evans to change his name legally to this:

First name: Jabba

Middle name: The

Surname: Hutt

Then when his daughters want to know who their Daddy really is, googling “Jabba The Hutt” will provide different yet somehow truthful results. “Jabba the Hutt” will lead to wiki pages and other Star Wars fan shit about an obese, filthy, greedy, dishonest space scumbag who you wouldn’t leave your kids with. Lloyd Evans without the Thailand details really. Everyone wins.

He really needs to start listening to me.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

since when does a court, any court, use only initials on filed papers through the court?

The web service only exists as a courtesy so that people don't have to go into or call into the Sisak Municipal Court every time they need an update. The initials only represent a log of documents filed. The real documents of course have the full name "James Lloyd Evans" on them as well as the M7.

Countries using the "private prosecutor" feature for criminal offences expose themselves (wording!) to a lot of cases which have no merit and are opened out of vengeance or spite. This would never fly in the US, UK, Western Europe and especially Latin America. Can you imagine all the road rage incidents ending up in criminal court with both parties counter-suing each other for petty grievances and trying to play the cop?

And yes, there are the "someone insulted me on the internet and caused me distress" cases.

To successfully litigate this case, it needs to pass a series of thresholds. These judges are not stupid and can recognise a case opened with the sole intent of revenge or harm against the alleged defendant. So these thresholds are well known to the magistrates. The most common threshold is "do the alleged actions constitute a crime?". The next threshold will be "does the private prosecutor have evidence of said crime?"

In Evans's case, he needs to meet an even lower threshold, one of jurisdiction which would have been met if the accused had lived and committed the alleged crimes in Croatia. The problem he has is that ALL of the alleged defendants reside outside the borders of the Republic of Croatia, and that ALL of the alleged infractions also occurred outside these borders. Inside the filings there are specific criminal codes in Croatia that are alleged to have been violated. Are these foreigners subject to Croatian law, especially when these incidents occurred abroad?

Can Saudi Arabia prosecute a non-citizen/resident for drinking alcohol in Amsterdam?

A better analogy would be could a British court hold an American citizen shitposting abroad to the UK's notoriously strict anti-defamation/libel laws?

Is a Sisak Municipal Court judge willing to sign an order effectively extraditing 7 foreign nationals to Sisak? They still can't even get Julian Assange into a US court and this has been going on since 2010.

Can a judge actually watch the Lloyd Evans livestream and subsequently think he has a case?

This is why no one is taking this seriously.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

So, what's the latest on the bogus lawsuit? Has Lloyd said anything lately?

I wouldn’t hold your breath. Deep down in that deep fried greasy lard filled brain of his, he knows this case of his is doomed. He’ll never say it publicly nor will he even admit it to himself. He simply thinks he’s too smart for everyone and he’ll show up in court like Al Pacino screaming, “you’re out of order, he’s out of order, THIS COURT’S OUT OF ORDER!!”

Then the Croatian magistrate, impressed by his performance, reviews the case and decides that justice will reign, though the heavens will fall. The judge thinks about the news he will make on the Zagreb nightly news, bringing 7 people overseas to justice in a Sisak court. This is the way Lloyd Evans thinks. Like many people with very little real life interactions to inform them, he uses what he sees on TV as a baseline for what’s likely to happen.

He’s OJ Simpson in 1989 with his wife’s face bloodied face in the bushes screaming for help with the police. “Officer this is a huge misunderstanding. Things got a little heated, we’ll work it out tomorrow. I think everyone needs to get some shuteye. It’s me! OJ! I ran for 2003 yards in 1973! Let me sign this football for you!”

Like OJ, he truly believes his wife is better off being with him and enjoying the luxuries he could provide. It might even work. A few days after OJ’s arrest, it was Nicole who was telling the police that it all was a misunderstanding; another routine domestic dispute. This is common with abused spouses.

With Lloyd he’s still thinking about the glory days of his appearance on the Remini show or his exclusive Tony Morris video. The people will come round and see they’ve been deceived. Just you wait. When I win this case I’ll be getting 200 patrons back overnight!

But beneath his facade, I see an angry and humiliated man who’s afraid for the first time in his JW activism career. His anger clouds his judgment and he keeps making these unforced errors in order to force a positive outcome. Someone who really can’t get over the fact it was a woman who exposed him as the fraud he is. Like every man who knows they are a fraud, exposure is the most terrifying thought.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

That YT video was taken from a podcast recorded last year. Why they put it up on YT a few months ago is up for debate, my guess is for content their media assistant converted these podcasts to YT content independent of Remini/Rinder.

Remini hosts a game show and has been silent about Lloyd. Rinder has too, though he did like his birthday post, and he’s been promoting his own book about his life in Scientology. Lloyd thinks he’s been attacked but these two are abused daily by Scientology bots. If Remini or Rinder addressed the Lloyd situation there’s a good chance Scientology would pick up on it and connect them with him.

Unlike Lloyd, Rinder and Remini ARE their own content and were close to Miscavige, particularly Rinder. Remini knew all the celebrities and their secrets. Rinder did an audit on Tom Cruise and knows a few of his secrets. They have a lot more to lose than Lloyd and it’s likely they just want no piece of it now. Lloyd also does nothing for them going forward as they are just going to be inundated with questions about hookers and Thailand and that’s not a road they want to go down. And it’s a question that HAS to be asked if they theoretically had Lloyd on again. If Leah brushes off questions about sex trafficking then she gets herself embroiled in it.

This is why you keep the pressure up. There’s no reason to have Lloyd on now because he generally isn’t respected anymore in the exJW Community and has no prominent allies in it. He isn’t doing anything other than make his boring JW videos and threatening people with lawsuits. The guy’s an absolute mess right now and you’re only seeing what he’s letting you see.

Lloyd is reading this right now so I’ll add that he’s looks like Jabba the Hutt and I hope he has a cat because that’s the only pussy he’s getting that doesn’t require him to open up his wallet.

Time to take those meds, Lloyd. Probably getting heated that you are being insulted on JWN for the 7000th time.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Please tell me more about this, if you don't mind.

His equipment is top notch. On the Ramacro video he had expensive movie quality spotlights which give his appearance almost a glow-like quality. He probably has 8K cameras, the picture is fairly sharp. Of course it's not like he did any manual labour for this. It was all funded through donations.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

And like OJ Simpson, Evans will spend the rest of his life searching for the real culprits who had sex with trafficked women and girls in Thailand.

If the condom doesn’t fit, you must acquit. See, Jabba the Hutt is light years ahead of you plebs on this.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

He's almost back where he was when he began, only now he has the baggage of his own actions and attitude weighing him down. It looks like a long and very rough road ahead for him.

He’s weathered the worst of this it seems and it would appear he’s hovering round the 440 - 450 patron level. If he were smart he would drop all this litigation nonsense and not say another word about it, especially when it is thrown out. But he’s easily baited and won’t be able to resist getting a counter word in whilst others are making fun of him for being such a moron spending money on that.

But it’s not a problem that’s going away either due to the definitive statements he’s made about the legal process and how sure he was of victory.

The new Patrons joining has also slowed and this is indicative of his content suffering. Part of the appeal of his channel in the past was that it seemed to be ground zero of whatever was happening in the community. He had Mark O’Donnell reporting back to him first hand accounts of CSA cases in litigation. He had people like Kim Silvio and PB keeping his ship steady and on course. He had Javier Ortiz and his updates on the TTATT documentary Lloyd was essentially the star of. He had all these Bethel leaks and guests on his show with their own followings.

Now it’s all gone and Tibor is his only counterpart. This is a problem for him going forward, possibly even more so than his continuing image problem. In many ways he’s like WT now. He’s touched just about every subject possible and done videos about them. It’s stagnant right now and his insistence on getting a dedicated studio is probably his way of improving the production quality as a way to offset the decreased content quality. Again, this focus on high production quality over actual changes in content is what is plaguing WT right now and he’s falling into the same repeating cycle.

The sharp decreases in Patrons have mellowed a bit but he’s not making up the ground in new ones.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Does that seem off to anyone, given his 104,000 subscribers?

Not at all. Not when you factor in how many exiting JWs cycled in and then out of the exJW community in the past 10 years. It’s not for everyone to put it mildly. For example, say someone woke up in 2015 and subscribed to Jabba the Hutt on YouTube. Then in 2017 started to tire of the scene, fading completely by 2018.

What I am saying is people either fading from the community or just not listening to Jabba like they used to aren’t going to go back and unsubscribe.

There’s a lot of inactive subscribers and even abandoned YT accounts. I’d say his active to semi-active viewer base is more like 10K, not over 100K.

In the last 10 years I’ve left the community at least a couple times, and when I did return it was due to a friend alerting me to something or someone new. I was out when Tony Morris was filmed buying the booze, and even when it was explained to me, so what? It’s no secret the GB were big drinkers of expensive liquor. This was the case with Rutherford and Knorr.

All I saw was a sad old man buying a shit tonne of expensive Scotch.

Imagine the huge nothingburger it would have been if Kim’s big secret was Lloyd buying 10 bottles of McAllen? Now that’s a victimless crime, the only victim being the self destructive nature of drinking yourself silly.

“Bottlegate” alone probably netted him 15K-20K subs, most of whom have since moved on. The Leah Remini appearance netted him even more than that, some of whom weren’t even JWs, saw him on TV, casually subbed and briefly checked his content out. Most don’t hit “Unsubscribe” on the way out.